Diaz, Jake, Santiago: Ew! Boyle: Yeah, 68, like I said. Diaz: Charles isn't talking about his oldest arrest. That was before I made it into the academy. Jake: 20? Were you even a cop then? Boyle: No, man. Captain! Santiago broke the glass! The Vulture Boyle: You talking oldest bags? 68. You should ask him about his bank account. Ask about his bank account! Ask him about his bank-account. Amy: So you were just borrowing those cars? Jake: Ask about his bank account. Jake: I happen to be a very good secondary. Amy: Joke's on you I skipped fourth grade. I wasn't- Peralta was the one that was talking! Jake: God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. Holt: Something to share with the rest of us, Santiago? Amy: No, sir. Jake: Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. Holt: Then I guess this little reminder isn't for you. Amy: I already got my paperwork in, Captain. Scully, you can just write "I didn't close any" on a piece of paper. I want paperwork on all your closed cases by tomorrow. Time Holt: Detectives, our monthly crime statistics are due. Holt: Be more articulate when you speak the children. I will dive in, and swim around it, and just be altogether go-good with it. Amy: Absolutely, sir! I won't just head it up, I will head and shoulders it up. I was wondering if you'd like to head it up. Holt: There's a community outreach program that is very important to me. wanted me to personally thank you for your work on the Jay Street drug bust. I'm gonna arrest him! Holt: You want backup? Peralta: Yes! The Slump Amy: You wanted to see me, Captain? Holt: Yes, the D.A. Peralta: All right, I see what you're trying to do, but it's not gonna work. I mean, what kind of father cares so little for his son that he lets him get away with everything? Well, he's someone else's problem now. His daddy comes in and bails him out every time! He's a lucky little jerk. Theft, vandalism, drunken disorderly- but he's never been processed. ![]() I called six precincts about this kid! He's been brought in a dozen times. Holt: Why is there yogurt on this? Peralta: The Deputy Commissioner threw my report into Terry's trash can. ![]() Peralta: Well, we don't have to worry about Podolski's son anymore. Santiago, Boyle, Diaz, get in here! Bring everyone! And a camera! Peralta: That's not necessary- Holt: Let's have a hand for the fine master detective Jake Peralta! The Tagger Holt: You know what? Such fine police work, let's share it with the whole team. Testament to what can be achieved when you dress appropriately. Holt: The next time I see you I'd like you to be wearing a necktie. Robot! Holt: That's a terrible robot voice. The robot voice you were doing when you implied I'm a rule-following robot. Or I could recap, very quickly, sure! Um, let's see, I think I said some joke about you being a washed-out pencil-pusher- Holt: Now do the robot voice. ![]() Meep morp zeep, robot captain engaged! Holt: Is that what you think? Peralta: H-hey! New captain alert! You must be the new C.O.! I'm Detective Jake Peralta, great to meet you- Holt: Now don't let me interrupt, you were describing what kind of person I'm going to be. Peralta: Sorry, dude, but this new guy's gonna be a washed-up pencil-pusher who's only concerned with following every rule in the patrol guide. Pilot Santiago: If I'm ever going to make captain, I need a good mentor I need my rabbi.
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